I should be eating Turkey right now but I'm talking to you answering your stupid questions doing your job for you So cut the fucking attitude or so help me God... I will find you waterboard you with collard green juice and give you a Black Eye before Black Friday. Namaste calm before i catch a case today.
-Wendell Tucker, Tech Support Slave Laureate
Lesson 3 - Many Techs have to work even on holidays. They have loved ones too. If you're calling for tech support on a holiday, you're already kind of a douche. Don't be a mean douche.